California ubber alles


So, it seems to me Cali has just mirrored the breakup scenario happening everyday in our cities' highschools. California, that daydream believer in search of cheering up, called it quits with her steady boyfriend. He was nice, sensitive, and always courteous around her parents. He was gentle and safe...but maybe a little soft in the gut.
But all around this couple, the world was turning. Outside forces closed in, and as those in relationships are wont to do, she blamed him. He tried...'baby, i'm doing what i can here'...But a ladies mind isn't like a bed. Once it's made up, it stays made up.
So with conviction and abandon, (perhaps she was fortified by the red red napa valley juice), she made the cut and sang ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye.
And where do all newly free passion heavy hearts go? To the opposite man, of course.
And there stood Arny, offering his bulky build and his lack of intellectual curiosity.

For better or worse, though...this is a rebound that lasts a few years. hope he's good to ya, Cali.