skirt flirt

An entire Times article on how to sit in the subway whilst wearing a mini-skirt.

"I don't mind if I miss and don't manage to get all the skirt down," she said. "Any skin on the plastic means more cool on the back of your legs."

The cool plastic. This makes me glad that Jerry, the speedy seat cleaner, promptly appears to wipe that plastic clean after drug-induced drooling Wendell sloshes out of the train, revealing, as he goes, the bare ass that had just been cooled by the plastic seat.